15 Best Sex Machines for Toying Around in the Bedroom
They’re literally the f*cking best.
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If you're the type who's most comfortable having sex under the covers in missionary position with the lights off (honestly, no shame in the vanilla sex game!!), chances are that the world of sex machines is a bit of a mystery to you. Like vibrators, fucking machines can either be used for solo play or with a partner, but unlike your trusty ol' wand, most of 'em can't be packed up in your suitcase—though there are definitely handheld options. Some are built for riding, while others offer stroking or thrusting functions, and almost all sex machines come with interchangeable attachments for ~toyin' around.~ The best part: Sex machines allow you to be 100 percent in control. Um, yes to that!!
Why use a sex machine when you can just masturbate, you ask? By allowing control over pressure, speeds, thrusting styles, and more, sex machines offer an experience that feels *just like* the real thing. These sexy devices also give you the choice to do it when you wanna do it and how you wanna do it, and they can help you grow more in tune with what feels good for you. Sexual knowledge is sexual power, friends. Unfortunately, sex machines aren't cheap, so you should make sure you're investing in the right one for you, like these top-rated gizmos.
Our top picks for the best sex machines of 2024:
Depending on the thrills you're seeking and the budget you're hoping to keep, here are some of the best sex machines for a toe-curling, mind-blowing sexual experience—and keep scrolling to the end for everything you should know before making the investment.
Pros
- Quiet yet powerful
- Can be operated by remote or app
Cons
- Uses KlicLok System rather than Vac-U-Lock adaptors
- Exposed moving parts may potentially snag fingers or hair
If you're like, "Hi, help, I'm overwhelmed," then this is the machine for you. Constructed with aluminum alloy rods, this bb is incredibly sturdy, and reviewers love it for the multiple control options, quiet operation, and speed options that go up to 267 thrusts a minute. It comes with a realistic dildo, and you can easily try out different positions by adjusting the angle. Plus, it's easy to assemble and disassemble, so you can tuck it away before the 'rents come over.
- Material: Aluminum alloy
- Included: Sex machine, KlicLok adaptor, silicone dildo, storage bag
- Control: App or wireless remote
Glowing Customer Review: "Why oh why didn't I get this sooner? Worth every penny. You want this. You need this. Best O I've had in months! Very quiet and VERY powerful. Setup was under 10 minutes. Stop looking at those cheaper ones; they break in a month. Just invest in this."
Pros
- Super easy to store
- Compatible with all Vac-U-Lock attachments
Cons
- Definitely on the noisy side
- Doesn't include dildo attachment
For something a lil more compact but just as powerful, check out the Merci Power Banger. With four strong suction cups at the base to keep it securely in place, this thrusting machine is as ready to play as you are. You can use this device with any Vac-U-Lock compatible attachment and enjoy speed options that go up to 195 thrusts per minute, which you can choose using the handheld controller.
- Material: ABS plastic
- Included: Sex machine, VAc-U-Lock compatible attachment, suction cup mounts, universal power adapter
- Control: Wireless remote
Glowing Customer Review: "The machine has a powerful punch with impressive fucking abilities and guaranteed orgasms. It has an adjustable arm that moves and can be precisely set to the required angle for a perfect stroke every time."
Pros
- Compact and budget-friendly
- Much quieter than other thrusters
Cons
- Doesn't offer as much thrusting power as others machines
- Suction cup base could be stronger
One of the smallest and most affordable sex machines out there, the Mini Teddy thruster from Velvet is seriously a dream. Made with bendy silicone, this cutie features a suction cup base that allows for hands-free play, and though it's petite, it can reach speeds of up to 130 strokes per minute. And for a little more insertable length, you can always upgrade to the Teddy XL.
- Material: Silicone
- Included: Sex machine
- Control: Manual
Glowing Customer Review: "Wow, this toy is powerful. It feels so real like you're really getting fucked!! This is my new favorite toy, especially when I want sex and don't have a partner!! It's a little on the noisy side, but you could put earbuds on while playing. Nice quality. I would say if you're debating whether or not to get it...just get it!!! It feels so great!!"
Pros
- Silicone attachments are easy to clean
- Can be operated by remote or app
Cons
- Very! Noisy!
- Not super affordable
Ready for a wild ride? Get this saddle-style sex machine that comes with powerful 1200 RPM vibrations, multiple control options, and a soft vegan leather seat for riding in style. You'll also get two silicone attachments with 360-degree swivel rotation and fun nubs for external stimulation, and while it's def not cheap, it's well worth a ride if you're willing to splurge.
- Material: Steel, aluminum, PU leather
- Included: Sex machine, two silicone attachments
- Control: App or wired remote
Glowing Customer Review: "Five stars doesn’t do this product justice! It is said that a picture is worth a thousand words—I watched videos of this product in use, but witnessing this product in use firsthand left me speechless! SHE ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT! This product is somewhat pricey, but I assure you it is worth every single penny! The Cowgirl is definitely worth the ride!"
Pros
- Packs up so nicely for travel
- Incredibly strong for such a smol toy
Cons
- Not waterproof, so keep that in mind
- A bit noisy (though still won't exceed 65 dB)
ZALO really said sex machine, but make it ✨pretty✨. This luxe device uses ZALO's PowerThrust technology to deliver up to six thrusts per second—which is very, very powerful for such a compact toy. Other perks include the six vibration modes, the realistic heating function, the super-strong suction cup mount, and the two insertable attachments, all of which you can pack up in the included travel suitcase.
- Material: Silicone, metal, ABS plastic
- Included: Sex machine, two silicone attachments, suction cup mount, storage suitcase
- Control: App or wireless remote
Glowing Customer Review: "I’m a skeptic and didn’t [expect] much from this product. But it’s amazing! So much pleasure in a short time. I hadn't expected that it’s possible to have an orgasm without clitoral stimulation."
Pros
- Delivers amazing power in a compact design
- Attachments easily slip over Cone's peak for versatility
Cons
- A bit too heavy to take on the road, per a few testers
- Pretty noisy, with a max noise level of 72 dB
The latest offering from The Cowgirl, this cutie has all the riding power of the premium sex saddle in a portable package (which also happens to be one-sixth of the price). The Cone itself is made from body-safe silicone and includes a sturdy suction cup base, and on top you can add either the penetrative Alamo attachment or the ride-on Saddle attachment, which is designed to wrap around your vulva. Can I get a yeehaw?
- Material: Silicone, metal, ABS plastic
- Included: Sex machine, two silicone attachments
- Control: App or wireless remote
Glowing Customer Review: "If you're not looking to invest in a stationary machine, this is a wonderful alternative that brings so much power. It's pretty portable, and you can control it with the remote for convenience. This really just takes masturbation to a new level in a way I could neverrr have imagined!"
Pros
- Thrusts and vibes controlled separately for total customization
- Very lightweight with an approachable girth
Cons
- Only splashproof, so not intended for shower play
- Vibes are more buzzy than rumbly, per some testers
If you're new to sex machines (or even to penetrative toys in general), this handheld thruster is a great pick. Lightweight with an easy-insert tip (not to mention over three inches of thrusting length), the Infinite Thrusting Sex Machine is small enough for beginners to handle, and you'll have so much fun experimenting with the three speeds and seven thrusting rhythms, whether you're looking for shallow penetration or some heavier thrusting action.
- Material: ABS plastic, silicone
- Included: Sex machine
- Control: Manual
Glowing Customer Review: "Best toy I have purchased. I use it every night. It absolutely hits the spot and has me going all kinds of crazy. Who needs a man when you have this?"
Pros
- Lightweight and travel-friendly
- Can be operated by remote or app
Cons
- Not compatible with Vac-U-Lock attachments
- Could offer a bit more stability
For a sex machine that's lightweight and easy to set up just about anywhere in your home, you should check out the HiSmith Table Top 2.0 Pro. Like the Premium Sex Machine, then device offers multi-angle adjustment, multiple control options, and simple stroke length adjustment, all in an easy-to-transport package. And yes, it also comes with a dildo attachment and storage bag.
- Material: Aluminum alloy
- Included: Sex machine, KlicLok adaptor, silicone dildo, storage bag
- Control: App or wireless remote
Glowing Customer Review: "This is a smaller version of the premium machine but it packs just as much power as the other. This version is more compact, and the flat base makes it ideal for use on the bed or other soft/unstable surfaces. It does get a little bit 'bouncy' when you start to get into the higher speed range, but that just adds a new set of sensations to the mix."
Pros
- Includes two different-sized attachments
- Warming function adds a realistic feel
Cons
- Suction cup base not as strong as some would like
- Can get pretty noisy
Another great option for toting around the house: the Lovehoney Love Motion. Complete with a strong suction cup base, this rechargeable, remote-control thrusting machine features 10 vibration functions, 10 thrust speeds, and two different dildo attachments, so you get plenty of bang for your buck (lol). Oh, and did we mention it has a warming button?
- Material: ABS plastic
- Included: Sex machine, two silicone dildos
- Control: Wireless remote
Glowing Customer Review: "This was my first sex machine, and after one use I knew how great it was! And it's definitely worth the price! Like, ONLY $150?? I know some people might see that as a lot of money, but the other sex machines on the web are over $600 and quadruple the size. I recommend this for a first sex machine just so you know what you're getting into."
Pros
- Has an interactive mode and app compatibility
- Can be used totally hands-free
Cons
- Feel Stroker sleeve made from porous TPE
- Some found the noise pretty distracting
Also known as masturbators, strokers are typically made with penises in mind, and this mind-blowing machine is a penis owner's dream. The set includes KIIROO's super-realistic Feel Stroker with the KEON interactive masturbator, which were designed to work together to deliver hands-free pleasure. With it, you can connect to webcams, VR porn, and other KIIROO or FeelTechnology-enabled toys—plus, you can reach speeds of up to 230 strokes per minute.
- Material: ABS plastic, polycarbonate
- Included: Sex machine, TPE stroker sleeve
- Control: App
Glowing Customer Review: "Let's just say I was skeptical about the whole automatic vs. manual masturbators. I have tried many manual male masturbators before, but this my first automatic one. Let me say WOW, what a difference automatic makes. You will not regret it. This does cost a lot more than a manual one, but you get what you pay for."
Pros
- More affordable than similar models
- Incredibly compact
Cons
- Doesn't include Vac-U-Lock adaptor
- One of the dildos is made with TPE, which is a porous material
Created by HiSmith's sister company, Sinloli, the Ukulele Sex Machine is ideal for anyone who wants a premium fucking machine without having to pay a premium price. Similar to the legendary HiSmith Premium Sex Machine, this affordable model has the same powerful design, multi-angle adjustment, and wireless control, as well as two dildo attachments, both a EZFunLok and suction cup adaptor, and securing rings. Plus, how cute is the ukulele design??
- Material: Aluminum alloy, stainless steel
- Included: Sex machine, EZFunLok adaptor, suction cup adaptor, securing rings, one silicone dildo, one TPE dildo
- Control: App or wireless remote
Glowing Customer Review: "This machine is awesome!! I don’t have good luck with these in the past, but this brand is very nice!! It is high quality and surprisingly quiet for the fast speeds it can go up to! I found the design to be super sturdy and now it’s my go-to machine!! I love how powerful and compact it is!"
Pros
- Super affordable
- Provides a comfy cushion
Cons
- Dildo is pretty firm (and can't be full sanitized)
- Vibes are a lil weak, according to some testers
Ride-on sex machines don't have to set ya back hundreds of dollars, and this v unique offering is proof. Complete with a multi-speed hard rubber dildo in its center, this inflatable seat lets you bounce and ride to your heart's content, and it even includes an eye mask and seam repair glue, in case you get a lil too carried away.
- Material: Plastic
- Included: Sex machine, rubber dildo, vinyl blindfold
- Control: Wired remote
Glowing Customer Review: "This item is AMAZING! Once you puff it up, you will ride it for days. The dong is a little hard, but once you get used to it, that won't be much of a problem. Be sure to use enough lubricant."
Pros
- Compatible with any dildo in your collection
- Comfy enough for extended use
Cons
- Pretty pricey for a manual machine
- Included dildo isn't the best quality
A great option for manual riding and gliding: the F-Slider Pro. Complete with Vac-U-Lock and universal adaptors, as well as Vac-U-Lock compatible dildo, this mechanical sex chair is powered by your body movements, which allows you to regulate the intensity of the thrusting as you see fit. Reviewers love the wide, padded seat and the incredibly smooth, whisper-quiet riding experience.
- Material: Metal
- Included: Sex machine, Vac-U-lock adaptor, universal adaptor, realistic dildo, storage cover
- Control: Manual
Glowing Customer Review: "I love this thing. It's very adjustable and is easy to attach different dildos. It is super easy to use and put together. The dildo that comes with it is a good starter size. My only real complaint is the seat could be more cushioned, but that is a small grievance in comparison."
Pros
- Includes two easy-to-clean silicone attachments
- More ergonomic and affordable than other saddles
Cons
- Not as durable as other sex saddle machines
- Definitely not quiet
Want a saddle-style sex machine but don't want to drop more than $1,000? Pls feast your eyes on the Tremor. Similar to the Sybian (aka the OG ride-on machine from the '80s), this bb includes two interchangeable silicone attachments and a wired remote for changing up the settings. And while the silicone comfort pad may not be as comfy or chic as the faux leather seat of other models, you may just prefer the ergonomic A-frame design to the cylindrical shape of similar ride-on machines.
- Material: ABS plastic, silicone
- Included: Sex machine, two silicone attachments
- Control: Wired remote
Glowing Customer Review: "My wife and I have both tried the Sybian and this really is better designed. The shape is easier to straddle and the controls are truly one handed operation. We both love watching each other ride it. I really have nothing bad to say about it—it's comfortable, powerful, and versatile."
Pros
- Folds flat to simplify storage
- Software allows you to customize motion, intensity, speed, stroke length, and sequence
Cons
- Def! Not! Cheap!
- Software comes in a CD-ROM
Introducing: the crème de la crème of sex machines. If you're looking for a luxury experience, then the Shockspot is the only way to go. Featuring an all-stainless-steel body, Vac-U-Lock adaptor, and linear motor (rather than a flywheel) for extra-powerful thrusts, the Shockspot is sturdy yet lightweight, and it stands out for its massive thrusting depth, as well as its ability to vibrate while thrusting. Ya, it's an investment piece, but if you're looking for precise simulation, then it's worth the price.
- Material: Stainless steel
- Included: Sex machine, Vac-U-Lock adaptor, Shockspot software
- Control: Desktop or laptop
Glowing Customer Review: "This product deserves Invention of the Year for Mankind Award. It came very professionally packaged (best I've ever seen) and is truly 100 years ahead of its time. This product looks like it came off an F-16 assembly line and will no doubt last a lifetime and then some."
What is a sex machine?
What is a sex machine, you ask? It's basically any mechanical device used to simulate sex, with most powered by motors (though some are manually controlled). And while the idea of a "sex machine" or "fuck machine" may seem a lil intimidating, they're totally safe, even for beginners—so long as you keep your device properly cleaned, maintained, and stored. There are several different types of sex machines, including standing machines, tabletop machines, ride-on machines, and handheld machines, and the type you choose totally depends on the experience you're looking to have (and the budget you've set).
What should you know before using a sex machine?
A few sex machine safety tips for ya, 'cause I'm pretty sure you don't want to visit the emergency room after a mishap with your Cowgirl saddle:
Read the instructions
Before you get busy with any type of sex machine, make sure you read the small print and know *exactly* what you're getting yourself into. Study up on the controls, know exactly where that power button is if you need to shut things down, and be sure you're using your machine in the intended way to avoid injury (i.e. if a machine isn't meant for anal play, pls don't use it for anal play, mmkay??).
Start slow
Your new thruster may be able to reach speeds of 200+ thrusts a minute, but that doesn't mean you have to (or even should) jump right into turbo speed. Always start with the lowest/slowest speed offered by your machine and work your way up to more powerful ones. Also, limit your play sessions and stick to the recommended usage to avoid tears or irritation.
Use plenty of lube
Not to state the obvious, but when it comes to fucking machines, lube is your friend. Lubricants can help to relieve friction and prevent chafing (especially if you're using your machine for anal penetration, since the anus isn't self-lubricating) so that every thrust, pulse, and stroke is as smooth as possible. And while silicone- and oil-based lubes are longer-lasting, you should stick with water-based lubes for easier cleanup (and less chance of damage to your gadgets).
How to choose the best sex machine
Whether you have the space to set up a standing sex machine or just want a travel-friendly handheld device, there are a few things you should keep in mind when choosing a fucking machine:
Check out the power
Generally speaking, a heavier machine will be able to generate greater power, which is why standing and ride-on machines tend to boast the most revolutions per minute (RPMs). However, you'll still find tabletop and handheld models that are plenty powerful, and you may even prefer a manual device, like a sex glider, if you want to generate your own power. Be sure to check out the machine's weight—as well as the rotation, vibration, and thrust RPMs—to make sure it's powerful enough for you, and keep in mind that the most powerful sex machines also tend to be the noisiest.
Consider the add-ons
While fucking machines can come with a hefty price tag, many also come with a bunch of fun accessories, such as interchangeable attachments, adaptors, and control options. Machines with Vac-U-Lock adaptors tend to be the most versatile, as you can use them with several other dildos from your collection, though you can buy KlicLok System adaptors for Vac-U-Lock toys. Likewise, machines with multiple control options (such as handheld remotes and app compatibility) will give you the most freedom to play.
Find the right design
Because fuck machines come in so many shapes and sizes, you'll wanna pick a device that works for your space. Ride-on and standing machines are often the heaviest and most powerful, but they also take up far more storage space than handheld and tabletop models (not to mention they're usually a lot more $$$). Once you figure out your priorities, then you can decide which type of sex machine will work best for you.
Why trust 'Cosmo'?
Here at Cosmo, we have v high standards when it comes to sex toy recs, and we know pleasure is hiiiighly diverse, so that's why we rounded up a whole range of sex machines, from handheld thrusters to heavy-duty saddles that'll leave your legs quaking. Every one of our round-ups adheres to the 15 Percent Pledge and includes sex machines for all budgets and bodies. And you better believe we read those product reviews (and test many of the brands IRL) so you don't have to do it yourself.
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